Bush, DODO*

We have decided to honor the journalistic efforts finally being devoted to Mr. Bush's inglorious military career by referring hereinafter to Mr. Bush as Bush, DODO*. "DODO" stands for "doesn't obey direct orders."

We will use this designation unless, for reasons of stylistic variation, we choose to refer to Mr. Bush as "aWol," a designation so aptly pioneered by Skippy the Bush Kangaroo.

We believe that referring to Mr. Bush as aWol DODO* would be excessive, although obviously not redundant.

*DODO: "Doesn't Obey Direct Orders"