Thursday, May 12, 2005

John Bolton - Stud Muffin?

When we read how "red" christians were hot to have Bolton banging away at the ., U.N. didn't know they meant it literally.

Democrats to make case against bolton - The Rev. Louis P. Sheldon of the traditional values coalition, which says it speaks on behalf of more than 43,000 churches, released a statement proclaiming that "the left-wing smear merchants have come up empty in their attacks against John Bolton."

Mocking reports that Bolton had been abusive to subordinates, sheldon complained of a "new leftist litmus test: that no bush nominee can ever have expressed anger" toward a subordinate. "Are liberals now proposing the 'Mr. Rogers' litmus test for all Bush nominees?" Sheldon asked.


But DC Media Girl informs us that john johned at Plato’s Retreat – a manhattan sex/night club. she gets the goods from Rawstory and Wolcott, who got it from Larry Flynt.

Mr. Flynt has obtained information from numerous sources that Mr. Bolton participated in paid visits to Plato’s Retreat, the popular swingers club that operated in new york city in the late 1970s and early 1980s.


Apparently his choice was to shave the mustache, or be forced to pay cover charges at a nightclub where strangers engaged in consensual sex. Since the place closed, poor John's been left to love his mustache alone and resorted to browbeating underlings for - relief. But the Rev. Sheldon apparently likes a man who has his principles and will defend them. Scripture must say something about sex clubs being ok for Republicans - we're just having trouble finding the passage at the moment. At the very least, we hope that Law & Order S.V.U, can do a show ripped from this headline.

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

A precedent: Should Jimmy/Jeff Gannon/Guckert Be Worried?

FBI Might Investigate Spokane Mayor -From Associated Press - SPOKANE, Wash. -- Federal agents are looking into accusations that Spokane's mayor offered municipal jobs to men he met in gay online chat rooms in exchange for sex -- the latest allegations against the Republican official.


Nah, they’re Republicans. And it’s okidokey to feather your bed with boys if you’re a republican. Girls in Blue dresses – that’s a different matter. Americablog has more.

Tuesday, May 10, 2005

Iraq is Still a Mess

Iraqi governor seized, hostage crisis escalates - RAMADI, Iraq (Reuters) - Insurgents kidnapped the top official in Iraq's rebellious Anbar province on Tuesday and the deadline set by the captors of an Australian hostage passed with no word on his fate.

Raja Nawaf, who only became governor of Anbar a few days ago, was abducted with four bodyguards on the road from the town of Qaim, near the Syrian border, to the rebel stronghold of Ramadi, his brother, Hamed Nawaf, told Reuters.

The kidnappers, supporters of the al Qaeda leader in Iraq, Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, are demanding that Nawaf's tribe release some of the militant leader's followers it is holding, said Nawaf's brother and a member of the Ramadi city council. [--snip--]

The past few weeks have seen a sharp escalation in guerrilla attacks. On Tuesday, a suicide bomber blew himself up near a U.S. military patrol in central Baghdad, killing eight Iraqis. A second suicide bomber targeted a base for the Baghdad river police on the banks of the Tigris, wounding three policemen.

Iraqi officials say Zarqawi's fighters and Saddam Hussein loyalists regrouped as the country's new leaders bickered for three months following Jan. 30 elections.

U.S. troops have also suffered heavy losses in the surge in attacks. Four U.S. Marines were killed in three attacks in western Iraq on Monday, bringing to 14 the number of American troops killed in action in Iraq since Saturday.


We find the complete irrelevance of il Ducetto's wishes and plans to the actions of tribes, religious factions and political groups, and the inability of the U.S. media to notice that irrelevance, fascinating.

Of course, Mr. Tierney would spare us this fascination. Does anyone else find it odd that someone who claims to be a journalist, at least a journalist of sorts, is calling for the media to self-censor in order to spare citizens the stress of contemplating the unrelenting record of utter failure in governance that this administration has compiled? "Red" press commentary: comfort the comfortable and tell the rest of us to sing, "don't worry, be happy. We wonder if Mr. Tierney's opinion would have been the same during the Clinton years. We don't wonder for very long, however.

Monday, May 09, 2005

4 things you can do nothing about

Death and taxes are the traditional candidates - but we would like to offer two more: black flies and spam emails offering remedies for male impotence. Two weeks of rain ended in central Maine this morning, which led us to the back steps where we struggled for several hours to erect a set of stair railings that will satisfy the new insurance house insurance company. The black flies were swarming, and if you have never had the pleasure of confronting one, we offer you the image of a critter smaller than a skitteer, in steroid rage, on a harley. They only last a few weeks but they leave quite a lingering impression. Their departure will signal the return of the summer people to Maine. Summer people rarely come to our neck of the woods (no outlet shopping), but they make driving on Route 1 and 95 a gut wrenching nightmare every weekend.

As to the emails promising lesbians that they will please their wives with cialis soft tabs - we wish to say, we hope the no good twit who swiped our address spends black fly season in a swamp in central Maine.

Saturday, May 07, 2005

A Day Late and A Dollar Short

In a Reverse, Microsoft Says It Supports Gay Rights Bill - Microsoft, faced with unrelenting criticism from employees and gay rights groups over its decision to abandon support of a gay rights bill in Washington state, reversed course again yesterday and announced that it was now in support of the bill. [--snip--]

A Microsoft executive, speaking on condition of anonymity, said that senior company officials met after Microsoft's widely publicized turnaround on the bill prompted an uproar, and that they had decided to change the company's stance because of pressure from employees. [--snip--]

Some lawmakers had said that Microsoft, based in Redmond, Wash., could have lent crucial backing to the legislation through influence on lawmakers representing Redmond and the suburbs outside Seattle.




As Apple users, we’d boycot Microsoft. But Steve Jobs is being such an authoritarian control freak, it’s not really much of an option. We know nothing of linux or other alternatives.
Media Megastar Hitler Youth Pope Strikes Again

Vatican Is Said to Force Jesuit Off Magazine - An American Jesuit who is a frequent television commentator on Roman Catholic issues resigned yesterday under orders from the Vatican as editor of the Catholic magazine America because he had published articles critical of church positions, several Catholic officials in the United States said.

The order to dismiss the editor, the Rev. Thomas J. Reese, was issued by the Vatican's office of doctrinal enforcement - the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith - in mid-March when that office was still headed by Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger, the officials, who spoke on condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to speak on the matter, said. Soon after, Pope John Paul II died and Cardinal Ratzinger was elected pope, taking the name Benedict XVI. [--snip--]

Catholic scholars and writers said in interviews yesterday that they feared that the dismissal of such a highly visible Catholic commentator was intended by the Vatican as a signal that debating church teaching is outside the bounds. [--snip--]

After the election of Pope Benedict XVI, America ran an editorial that said: "A church that cannot openly discuss issues is a church retreating into an intellectual ghetto."


If you get past the authoritarianism and repression, Ratzo’s values are almost American. Maybe Aaron Brown can do another 30 hours on it for CNN.

Friday, May 06, 2005

What's in a Name?

NPR's religion reporter, Barbara Bradley Hagerty, who has a dog in the fight that she's reporting on, just referred to the Alliance Defense Fund as a "Christian Public Interest Law Firm (our emphasis)." We do not object to the words "public," "interest," and "law firm," in her narrative. But just who is NPR to be ascribing such theological labels and conclusions?

Perhaps the ADF folks play on the same team as ABC, who decides which church's commercials it will air.

And perhaps they play on the same team as the pastor who kicked all the Democrats out of his congregation.

But NPR has yet to offer any evidence that Jesus plays on that team.

Thursday, May 05, 2005

Say Goodnight, ABC

We learn from Americablog that ABC, who declined to accept advertising from the United Church of Christ, on the grounds that xxx, ran an ad for Focus on the Family this week. The UCC is not pleased:

After twice rejecting UCC’s ad, ABC airs ‘Focus on the Family’ commercial - “Focus on the Family is clearly a religious organization,” the Rev. Robert Chase, director of the UCC’s communication ministry, told United Church News. “Here’s yet another illustration of how a particular narrow agenda makes up the rules as they go along, while another religious viewpoint cannot even purchase time on the people’s airwaves to proclaim an all-inclusive message.” [--snip--]

“Why are the network executives so willing to bow to this narrow agenda of the religious right?” Chase said. “Why is one religious viewpoint continually accommodated by the network elites?”

As a general principle, we pretty comfortable saying that media corporations shouldn't be in the business of gatekeeping theological messages. If Dobson's vision of the Christian family gets air time, so should our church's. Now practically speaking, what can we do? Stop watching ABC? Well we don't think we watch any shows on ABC to begin with, but if we're ever tempted will certainly remember. Boycott the other folks who advertized the night of the SuperNanny finale when the Focus on the Family ad ran?

WMTW (channel 8) is the abc affiliate in Portland, Maine. A review of their website reveals a list of local advertisers and the contact info for the channel's advertising manager:

Gary Jensen
General Sales Manager
ABC 8 WMTW
477 Congress St.
Portland, ME 04101
(207) 775-1800 Ext. 525
gljensen@hearst.com


Media Matters
helpfully provides network contact information:

E-mail: netaudr@abc.com
Phone: (818) 460-7477
ABC, Inc.
500 S. Buena Vista Street
Burbank, CA 91521-4551

So we'll write and call and happily donate to any effort to challenge the local affiliate's license. But we are amazed at what our mother would have called the boldness of ABC in this instance.
Leaves of Three, Leave Them Be

Blogging has been light here of late for one simple reason - urushiol, the active ingredient in poison ivy. Gentle Reader you may recall that Pudentilla spent a lovely spring day with her best beloved removing a poison ivy patch from the back yard. We were not unwitting fools in this task, we hasten to add - we read all about poison ivy on the web. We blasted the poison ivy with round up for two years. We decided to pull the patch in early spring when anything surviving in the plant would be dormant. We wore gloves and heavy jeans. And we knelt on the ground pulling vines, laying landscape paper and raking mulch for several hours.

In all of our extensive research, we failed to discover the fact that urushiol remains active for up to a year after the vine itself has died. This poison ivy factoid we learned after we had knelt in dead vines for several hours, soaking up the urushiol through our jeans. The intensity and extent of our allergic response has led to no little awe on the part of our doctor and her staff. Based on our experience we recommend the following, aloe vera, benadryl, and vast quantities of prednisone. But the real bottom line, should you ever find a vine with three shiny leaves in your yard, is:

Call a lawn service.

Monday, May 02, 2005

O Tempores, O Mores – for Tully
Part the First: Neither Apple, Nor Orange

We went over to Centerfield on Saturday to chat about il Ducetto’s latest Social Security hint – it surely would be too generous to call it a plan. Our position is that this President is fundamentally opposed to Social Security, itself, which is his privilege. Those who fundamentally support Social Security, however, cannot, therefore, expect a good faith negotiation. We would, Pudentilla thinks, be better off waiting for a Republican leadership that does not challenge the program itself, before negotiating about the steps necessary to correct potential its potential solvency problems. We also objected to il Ducetto’s approach on fiscal grounds and noted that we felt that his fiscal record was pretty bad. Well, to be fair, we did compare il Ducetto’s fiscal approach to Nero’s – which may have been unfair to a few medieval and early modern European monarchs who drained their nation’s treasury as recklessly, if not more so than il Ducetto and Nero.

Tully, the author of the post that prompted my comments took me task for my partisan, “bush-hating” approach and challenged me to back up my arguments with facts. Now, we don’t mind being called partisan – although we’ve crossed party lines on more than four occasions to vote for the better candidate, and we really don’t care whether people call us a “bush-hater,” – the man’s in our prayers and we can distinguish between our criticism of his policy and record and our attitude towards him as an individual (which is irrelevant, since we never have met the guy, and probably never will). It is, however, quite reasonable for Tully to challenge us to lay out a reasoned argument supported by facts. Since we try to reserve Sundays for church and family, we didn’t have time to reply to Tully yesterday, but would like to try here, rather than clutter up his comments sections with multiple posts.

First – how do we define Social Security? Is it an “entitlement” program or a social insurance program. We think the definitional question matters, because we think the answer to the definitional question shapes the analysis of the program and its problems. In fact, Social Security doesn’t neatly fall into either one of the definitional categories political analysts use.

It isn’t fair to call it an “entitlement program” when individuals actually pay into the system every paycheck. Our Dad, it’s true, thought of the funds withheld from his check as the tax he currently paid for the privilege for not seeing elderly and blind people selling apples and pencils on the street – and since he grew up during the Depression, he thought it was a tax worth paying.

One might even argue under our Dad’s “current tax” theory that Social Security is a program Christians should insist their government implement (see, Matt. 5:1-48). Indeed most religious traditions command their followers to comfort the poor, the widowed, orphaned and the weak. While this rationale works for Pudentilla, it nevertheless seem to her, that as long as the First Amendment survives, the argument for a Social Security program must be made in secular terms. Many people who call themselves Christians, moreover, have taken offense over the years when tax dollars have been spent to secure the lives and dignity of the poor and disabled, so even were it constitutionally permissable to consider Social Security a program mandated by Christian teachings, it is not obvious that this rationale would enjoy support from that vast and and not easily characterized group of citizens who call themselves Christian.

So we are left to conclude that Social Security isn’t exactly an entitlement program, because people pay their own money into it, kind of like an insurance program. A lot of folks, however, get more out of the system than they pay in. Some, like our cousin, who is blind and whose father died when he was young, never paid a dime into the system, and he got checks anyway. Now, as a working adult, he pays in, but as an adolescent and when dealing with the rather daunting challenges blindness poses to the question of employment, he got other people’s money. And, unlike most insurance programs, it’s mandatory. Because it’s mandatory, the risk of economic harm that one might suffer because of old age, widow or orphanhood, or disability is spread among a huge population and a minimum level of economic security is guaranteed for all to whom these ills might bafall.

We think one might even make an economic argument in supporting payments to ensure an economic floor for all Americans. The negative productivity effects of personal tragedy, for example, are not limited to the elderly poor, widowed, orphaned and disabled. Were they not able to support themselves at the economic floor Social Security provides, they would either be selling apples and pencils till they died in the street, or draining time and energy away from friends and family who would, for a host of reasons, support them. The time and energy that the young and able devote to their poor, elderly, widowed, orphaned and disabled friends and relations cannot be devoted to economy expanding activities. In an age where both parties to a longterm relationship work, this is not a trivial benefit to the general social and economic good. In other words, it is simply more economically efficient to spread the cost of insuring against poverty caused by age, widowhood, orphanhood and disabilty rather than deal with the economic and social disruptions it causes as they arise.

So, Social Security is a mandatory, social insurance program. Some might quibble about the mandatory nature of the program. It is true, the government frequently requires us to obtain insurance (e.g., cars), but Social Security does not let us choose our insurer. We pay our payroll taxes to the Social Security Administration, not to Personal Disaster Insurance, Inc. There’s a good reason for this – insurance companies limit their costs by driving out of the pool of the insured those who need the insurance most. They make their money by taking premiums from folks who sincerely hope they’ll never actually use the insurance. The whole point of an insurance scheme to protect all citizens from the ravages of poverty induced by age, widowhood, orphanhood or disability, is not to cherry pick the insured. The Social Security insurance scheme, moreover, is progressive. Poor people will take more out of it than they put in, the very wealthy, less.

We wonder what a 60 year old, mid-level executive at Enron or A.I.G. or any of the host of companies whose fraudulent collapse devastated the personal savings of their employees, would say about this aspect of Soc Sec. If Pudentilla had worked for Enron when it was flying high, she might well have grumbled about the Social Security payroll tax, saying “darn, it’s our money – we’d make more putting it in the company stock!”

The day after Enron filed for bankruptcy, however, all she would have left in the world to retire on, would have been her Social Security. And then she might well have said, “darn, we’re glad we have this floor of economic security so that we don’t have to sell apples on the street corner in order to pay for our coffee at the shelter.” And she might also have noted that Social Security provided her with her benefits with great efficiency and effectiveness.

But in fairness to the “entitlement” definition rubric, we have to admit, “progressive, mandatory, and directed” are not a trio of adjectives we typically think about when we think about insurance. Which, we think, is the genius of the program and an instance of “American pragmatism” trumping partisan or ideological definition. Social Security works. It has worked for 70 some years. By offering the middle class an “economic floor,” it has also provided great economic and political stability to the country.

The arguments about which definitional label one deploys when discussing Social Security mask, we think, partisan or ideological predispositions. If one believes “entitlements” are bad or good things for governments to manage, then one will be predisposed to assess Social Security in a certain way. In this confusion those who think the government has no business managing entitlements benefit at the expense of those who don’t mind or actively support the ideal of “entitlement programs.” Because the historical and political reality of Social Security, which is neither an entitlement program nor a straight insurance program, is that it works and the population overwhelmingly supports it. If we start from that premise, then our next question must be, “what do we do to ensure that it keeps working?” If we start with the definition, “entitlement,” we leave open the argument that the program can and should be abolished.

A centrist, pragmatist like Pudentilla, accordingly, refuses to engage this definitional debate. Tully can call Social Security a widget and it matters not one whit to us. What matters is that the program has worked and does work; it’s highly efficient and highly effective. Calling Social Security an “entitlement” simply allows those who are opposed to the program to rhetorically evade the rather large burden history places against their premises. Our question then should be, what problems does Social Security face, and what are the best steps we can take to meet and beat those problems.


To be continued.